What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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