he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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