I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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