I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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