party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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