talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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