Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just blew my weed a kiss
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
