that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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