this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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