Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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