i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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