dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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