I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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