i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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