oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he thought i was a dude.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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