i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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