Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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