32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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