found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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