Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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