Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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