we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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