I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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