your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He felt like a one man threesome
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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