No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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