we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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