It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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