quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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