when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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