Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Randomize
