Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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