I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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