it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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