I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think people are normalizing furries
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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