It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
...so i touched it.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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