Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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