i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm eating all of the evidence.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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