omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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