oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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