: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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