I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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