He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
try to milk me bitch
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
