When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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