Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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