I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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