So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Randomize
