I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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