Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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