I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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