I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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