Umm I'm too high to move.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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