on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
