So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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