Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i out mim tonsoeep
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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