i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You don't make any sense
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