I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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